You heard me. Not 4... 6! 6 new matchups. Ya'll know what to do. So do that voodoo that you do and rock the mofo vote! The Angel vs. Tickler
The Angel Face: Very, very cute face. Body: A nice, complimentary body. In other words, everything is in proportion on a slim figure. Ya know, the ideal. Intellect: She sounds one way, but she actually is a very smart girl. Personality: Super ridiculously easy to get along. Blunt honest, but that’s a good thing. Always straight up with you. History: Me & her are vicious enemies but simple sympathizers. We know people, most of them annoying. In other words besides my poor attempt at sarcasm, we get along quite well.
Tickler Face: Very cute face. No complaints face. Kinda on the adorable side. Body: Seein as how I used “adorable,” she’s somewhat shore and petite but with a nice ass. (am I allowed to say that? Oh yea. It’s my show, bitch!) Intellect: Very smart girl who is trying to help others get as smart as she is. Personality: Nice girl. Easy to be friends with. History: Our history? As Friends? We used to live on the same floor. We got along fine. Would get annoyed at my roommate, but that wasn’t so hard to accomplish.
Astro vs. Morals
Astro Face: Average face, I’ll say that Body: That girl fine, but this one’s a killa! Bangin ass body. Intellect: Smart girl, doesn’t show at times tho. Personality: Another out-going girl. She drinks. She’s giddy. History: Those qualities above make her a good friend. Another one of the confiders. A great person overall.
Morals Face: An adorable face. Body: Like I said, adorable. As in cute & petite. Intellect: She seems smart from when I talk/hang out with her. Personality: An immature personality, with the right reasons and wrong reasons History: Never had one problem with her. She is a cool person to be around.
Monkey Clap vs. Research Paper
Monkey Clap Face: Another cute face (Ya gotta understand. I don’t think I have ugly friends, so I tell the truth on these) Body: hehe. I think of her as Ms. Fat Booty (here comes the hate IMs) without the Fat and more of the Phat. She has a nice “torso” as well. (now I definitely will get the hate IMs) Intellect: Has those infamous “blonde”moments, but is a smart girl overall. Personality: Crazy, Ill give her that, but that’s always welcome. Out-going when she wants and chills when she wants. A nice mix. History: Talk about violent (words, fool!) We always somehow end up to be good friends. We’re like a married couple without the sex or romantic feelings and actions for each other. No matter what argument we get into, we make up so easily.
Research Paper Face: She may be our age, but her nice lookin face makes her look a lil older. Maybe late 20s. Body: A nice slim body. Nothing too outstanding. Intellect: Mature individual. Sounds intelligent. Personality: There’s conflicting reports. Some say she’s a bitch; otherswill tell you she’s nice. I say she’s a simple woman who Ive found nice. History: The few times we’ve met and I hung out with her; we’re cool peoples. Maybe it’s my nice personality. Either way, she’s a cool person. Haven’t really hung out with her much.
Sue vs. Wildcard #4
Sue Face: I think she has a cute face; a nice smile compliments it well. Body: Nice ass, nice body overall. That’s all there is to it. Intellect: She has her “blonde” moments, but usually when she’s drunk. Seems smart bookwise. Personality: A partyer. Crazy at times. Cool for the most part. History: We get along well, but out of her whole clique I seem to know the least about her. Nice girl, but seems wrapped up in other things. Other than that, I got no problems with her.
Wildcard #4 Face: Pretty face. Cute little face. Body: A slim, petite body (I’m beginning to think about that group of girls… there’s a not a biggie in the bunch) Intellect: Smart in both senses for her age. Personality: Can easily take a joke. Fun to be around. Nice mix of laid back and out-going. History: She was recently kicked out of the house by her parents after presenting me as her love and future father of her 10 children. When I tried to claim I was a Moor, I proceeded to be involved with a swordfight, reminiscent of the Count of Monte Cristo… or Robin Hood: Men in Tights… or John Ritter in Stay Tuned. Either one you choose, she proved that overall that we are good friends and is someone who I talk to anytime.
Castle vs. Tejas
Castle Face: She has a very pretty face. (Sidenote, arguably, I think this was the most attractive set of roommates Ive ever met haha) Body: She’s smart. She never wears anything to suggest her body shape; I still say it looks damn good. Intellect: Ha! She is no dummy. She is a very smart girl. Personality: If she’s mean to you, that just means she loves you. We get along fine, mostly cause of the fact that we make fun of everyone and everything. History: I said if she’s mean to you, she loves you. With that said, she’s so mean to me I think she could be the one lol. Seriously tho, she’s fun to be around and a nice girl, and ive never had a problem with her… unless it dealt with class.
Tejas Face: Average face. Body: Tall with some nice features. Intellect: Not a dummy at all. She’s pretty smart. Personality: A flip flopper. Known to piss people off one day; known to be a great friend another. History: I don’t think we’ve ever had a problem in the past, unless it involved playing video games and being my partner. If you be my partner, your ass better handle your side of the deal. I need a woman great at video games haha
Guidette vs. Sleeper
Guidette Face: Ya know. Me being a black man, I said there’s 1 weakness for me. And it’s not just any white “wimmen,” oh no, she has to have blonde hair and pretty blue eyes. It just contributes well to her cute face. Body: Ya know… I could get a lot of heat for this, but she could have the best body of the competition. The “right amount” of what you covet. Intellect: Book smarts she’s average, otherwise she’s fairly smart girl. Personality: Out-going. If you can’t keep up with her ½ way, you’re screwed. Thinks like a guy, cept hot and female. I don’t even know what that means. Am I gay for saying that? History: From Day 1 that we’ve known each other, we never had a problem. We got along fine. A nice friendship that Im glad to have made in the past year.
Sleeper Face: She’s always had a cute face, IMO. When she dyed her hair recently, I thought it complimented her even more. Body: Ive always liked her body. I don’t know why. That’s just how I is. Intellect: Very smart girl. Has fewer “blonde” moments than before. She’s maturing nicely. Personality: Can’t come off as a bit concealed, but overall, she’s a nice girl who’s fun to be around. (For those who know I refer to, see Judge Ghetto Heisman about her personality haha) History: The history is within the nickname and the game I have since yet to have played again. Actually, there’s more to the history than that; we are cool peoples and I only wish that we could hang out more. | 
